Bring Your Green Helmets We're Going Streaking

Boredom makes you do strange things. No, downloading porno is completely normal. I'm talking about watching a few minutes of Marshall v. Houston last night on ESPN2.

Before I vomitted in my mouth a little from ugly ass football I noticed something that made me throw my fucking shoe. Marshall had on green fucking helmets. Why is that a big deal? Because its normal helmet color is WHITE.

Marshall raises something like 25 bucks, an envelope, and a stick a gum a year and they can afford an alternate fucking helmet. Why can't we get a throwback jersey and helmet for a game too.

Come on Eddie P. do some fucking work and get it done. Who am I kidding, Eddie P. will do nothing but stick his finger up his ass, make Parsons smell it and have him say that shit smells good. So you will never again see this on the field...

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