It's East Carolina Week!

The Labor Day drunk holiday is now over and we can finally focus on East Carolina.

Those queer, gay, effeminate, flamboyant, football-playing pirates to the south just made this game a ton more relevant. Their win over Virginia Tech, besides giving me a visible erection on my way into the stadium, has made this game the best of the coming weekend.

All week, all the media outlets will tempt us with ECU being the hot new pick for a BCS buster. We will hear nothing but this for an entire week. ECU fans will start to believe it -- if they haven't already. They will begin to believe that the unthinkable will happen. The home crowd will be confident walking into Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium.

And then WVU will crush their soul.

And we will be there to see it. And we will spend the next week talking about. And we will be ending this post..................now.

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