Mountaineer Sports Is My Viagra!

Everybody panic! Oh, my God, WBGV is back on the college football blog scene! They will take no prisoners and kill everyone who does not play with heart! Your reward for playing well will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! 5th Year loves sugar!

I had high hopes for that introduction, but I just couldn't pull it together, so I moved on. "That football feeling" has been in me since I moved south. It is almost impossible not to have "that football feeling" in SEC country. You turn on sports talk radio and it is all you hear. Carolina this, Climpsin that. And the SEC is the best at everything, especially being too gay to function.

SEC country reminds me of Communist North Korea: they indoctrinate everyone with constant talk and I even think they add hormones to the drinking water.

Anyway, I'm happy to be back and get ready, this will be a good season. Only 31 days away!