Pay Up Bitch!!

by 5th Year Senior on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 AM EDT in Pitt Sucks

Money

The long West Virginia nightmare is over! Finally, Fraud has realized that he has absolutely no shot of winning the case and will pay WVU the $4 million he owes. Take the day off work, have a beer with your friends, and enjoy your final opportunity to complain about He Who Shall Not Be Named (Rich Rodriguez).

While I am happy this whole damn thing is over I won't be totally content until I see the final terms. I'm worried that Fraud won't pay any interest or attorney's fees, which combined, will be just under a $1 million. Stay tuned

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I, too, am very worried that he won’t have to pay the legal fees or interest. I’m also dissappointed he won’t be paying the amount entirely by himself. I was hoping for Rodriguez Goes to Court II: Bankruptcy.

by The 25314 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 AM EDT reply actions

I’m just glad that it is finished. I don’t want to hear about him or the money anymore. I just want to pay attention to the future of WVU football.

by Barry on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

Now we should put Michigan on the schedule and whip their ass on the field too.

by 2000Grad on Jul 9, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

Now there is literally NOTHING to read about WVU sports until football camp opens. They could have at least dragged it out until then.

by Stephen on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

Bastard.

by Jack Schmitt on Jul 9, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

(wizard of oz melody) Ding! dong! the dick is gone! The dick ole’ dick, the dick is gone! Ding! dong! The dirty dick is gone!!

And his catcher’s mit of a wife too!

The End…

by Rich on Jul 9, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions

HERE YA GO! HERE IS HOW ITS PAID OUT:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3479493

by BC WV on Jul 9, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, I’m glad its over. I’m tired of hearing the name of which we cannot speak.

by Lipsander on Jul 10, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions

Rich Rodriquez is GOD!!!!!

That’s why I’m going to HELL!!!!!!!!

by sg44gold on Jul 10, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

KERNS IS OFFICIALLY ELIGIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING BEGINS!

by Nasti Nati on Jul 11, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

Alot of exclamation points being thrown around these days. See Seinfeld, Season 5, Episode 68, “The Sniffing Accountant.”

by The 25314 on Jul 11, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t even know about Kerns until he became eligible.

Thunder and Lightning!! Kinda like Shake n Bake!

by 2000Grad on Jul 14, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions

That’s right….that just happened

by WVUIE97 on Jul 14, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

I picture Pat White wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. It’s like saying “I’m formal, but I’m here to party.”

by Rich on Jul 15, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions

I always pictured Pat singing lead vocals for Skynard. And I’m in the front row Hammered Drunk!

by Nasti Nati on Jul 16, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions

See ya, dick fraud! Enjoy your new family.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080711/SPORTS06/307110006

by Rich on Jul 17, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

So … anyway … there I was

with my tongue up this chicks ASS …

by sg44gold on Jul 18, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

…you mean “guys” ass?

by 2000Grad on Jul 18, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

Is this site no longer being updated?

by MB on Jul 18, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions

No news is good news!

by 2000Grad on Jul 21, 2008 10:24 AM EDT reply actions

I think chicks … you think guys.

Whatever floats your boat.

by sg44gold on Jul 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

Mounty fans! Please be sure to read this article.

http://wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com/2008/07/if-i-were-west-by-god-virginian.html

I’m not sure what planet they are living on. But obviously this world they live in is full of sci-fi books and naked men. The fantasy realm in which they reside, must have been created by the nations worst polution, highest murder rate, 2nd highest drug trafficing rate, and their beloved football program that loses to a div 1AA Appalachian State Mountaineers!!! These guys are riding on unicorns, carrying a civil war pistol and wearing assless chaps, while drinking a Zima full of jolly ranchers.

They deserve to fall in the gutter with FSU and PSU. All of us cfb fans are crazy bout our programs. But Michigan just has to many flute blowers for me.

by Nasti Nati on Jul 21, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

Ha! quick wit. you got me.

by 2000Grad on Jul 21, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

Ha. That’s my website, though I didn’t write it. You’re right, I do love Jolly Ranchers.

by chitownblue on Jul 21, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions

Flute blowers? Zima? “trafficing”? “polution”? Sci-fi books? Naked men? Do you even know how to read?

by dex on Jul 21, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions

By the way, writing “Rodriguez” in parentheses after calling him “He Who Shall Not Be Named” is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen on the interwebs. Well done.

by chitownblue on Jul 21, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions