Garrison Proclaims "Mission Accomplished"
by Dr. Charley West on May 6, 2008 1:00 AM EDT
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President Michael S. Garrison, standing proudly beside the mast of the USS West Virginia, announced today that WVU has prevailed in the war against the Heather Bresch scandal.
When asked exactly what had been accomplished, Garrison had no comment, except to say, "I still have a job."
At least for now.
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Has there ever been a proganda slogan as (deservedly) mocked as Shock and Awe?
by Stephen on May 6, 2008 12:28 PM EDT reply actions
Perfect! The only thing missing is Garrison’s face photoshopped on Shrub’s shoulders. They’re 2 of a kind, anyway.
by Mountain Laurel on May 7, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Perfect! The only thing missing is Garrison’s face photoshopped on Shrub’s shoulders. They’re 2 of a kind, anyway.
by Mountain Laurel on May 7, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
Back off of “W”.
We are not all bleeding heart liberals that think liberating the Iraqi people from the “Butcher of Baghdad” was a bad idea.
by sg44gold on May 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
Back off of ‘W’.
No.
The man is a buffoon, plain and simple. And I voted for him….twice.
by Charley West on May 7, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
My only regret is that I can not vote for ‘W’ again.
by The 25314 on May 7, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
I haven’t followed politics too closely lately. Somebody update me: After the mission was accomplished, did we ever figure out if our children is learning, or are we still too busy working hard to put food on our families?
by glibglub on May 7, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Charley,
Don’t worry, here come the Democrats.
Say hello to higher taxes, BIG gonvernmet and the increase in the welfare state. You know … Socialism.
Say good bye to the 65/70 mph speed limit, more of your paycheck, national defense, the V8 engine, and personal freedoms.
After all, the Democrats have to protect us from ourselves.
by sg44gold on May 8, 2008 12:10 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Charley,
Don’t worry, here come the Democrats.
Just because “W” is a retard doesn’t make me a democrat.
by Charley West on May 8, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
My intuition tells me that Charley West is a bleeding heart liberal, pinko-commie, who hates the financially successful and supports government handouts.
by Stephen on May 8, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
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