The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/6/08)
by 5th Year Senior on Mar 6, 2008 9:03 AM EST
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Natural Ice. You want a want a hangover and burning morning dump drink Natty Ice, eat Sour Skittles, and Kentucky Fried Chicken that night.
I love me some Skittles.
Now on to the Throwdown...
What You (may have) Missed:
- Duke downs the Wahoo's: Duke looked pretty good last night but, can you win a national championship with a Jewish kid as your best player? I don't think so. Charley you owe me a beer bitch.
- Memphis plays in C-USA and couldn't cover the spread: With games like this down the stretch you can't expect to be battle tested for the NCAA Tourny. That being said they are a solid team that could be anybody, if they don't get arrested first.
- Aaron Rodgers is still shitting his pants: There is a 0% chance that Aaron Rodgers succeeds as Favre's successor. 0
Video's of Disinterest:
I'm sure you have all seen but they I wanted to LEAVE NO DOUBT TODAY about how much I love HCBS.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKPkQtIdGF4]
What to Watch:
- UCLA could lock up a No. 1 seed with a W over the Hippie Trees: The Pac-10 has some physical teams and could surprise a few people come tournament time.
- Bret Favre will cry: Favre will hold a noon press conference to answer questions and be praised by reporters as the best QB of all-time. He is not the best QB of all time because that honor belongs to Cal Ripken Jr. Who cares if Cal played baseball, he played in 2,632 consecutive games. Favre is pussy compared to the Iron Man.
- Did a special prize recruit recently visit Morgantown?
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After watching that video, I’m excited enough to punch a baby. April 19th can’t get here quick enough
by Rich on Mar 6, 2008 9:22 AM EST reply actions
And another note…I think HCBS should have that background music where ever he goes. It would make grocery shopping and taxes more entertaining…
by Rich on Mar 6, 2008 9:27 AM EST reply actions
Cal Ripken Jr. is an overrated player, but even more so, an overrated person. He’s a phony and a fraud. But I think it’s really original that 5th Year grew up in the 1990’s and is a Cal fan. He probably also cheers for the forgotten teams of the 90’s like the Cowboys and Braves. Why not go ahead and cheer for the IRS?
by Stephen on Mar 6, 2008 10:18 AM EST reply actions
Love the website, I am a former athlete, WVU class of 85! I read you daily, first site I go to. I have 3 extremely athletic sons. All Jewish. Don’t understand why a Jewish kid can’t lead Duke in basketball. Please explain. Lett’s Gooooo Mountaineers!
by Ted on Mar 6, 2008 10:56 AM EST reply actions
How is he overrated?
All-Time Stats
31st Runs scored
14th Hits
38th HR’s
21st RBI
65th BB
4 Holiday Inn Commercials
That is greatness!
by 5th Year Senior on Mar 6, 2008 11:05 AM EST reply actions
.276 Batting Average
.340 On Base Percentage
.787 On-base Plust Slugging
36 Stolen Bases
39 Caught Stealing
4th in Career Outs
1st in Career Grounded into Douple Play
by Stephen on Mar 6, 2008 11:30 AM EST reply actions
Ted,
I think that was a shot at me. Charley West has been known to spin the dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.
by Charley West on Mar 6, 2008 11:32 AM EST reply actions
what recruit visited morgantown? AND – had anyone heard anything new on Pryor (please don’t go to UM)
by Ryan on Mar 6, 2008 11:46 AM EST reply actions
Everytime i see that video, it reinforces the reasons why i think bill stewart will be a realy good coach.
Who is thie Ryorpa guy?
by zub on Mar 6, 2008 12:08 PM EST reply actions
haha, i get it now. except for the fact that there is nothing to get. You just jumbled letters.
by zub on Mar 6, 2008 12:10 PM EST reply actions
in pig latin, words end with the sound AY, not a.
btw, Farve is crying.
by zub on Mar 6, 2008 12:38 PM EST reply actions
Ted, I was taking a shot at Charley but please don’t let your kids go to Duke. Point them in the right direction—-> WVU
Hank Aaron was second in GDP does that make him overrated?
by 5th Year Senior on Mar 6, 2008 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Jose Conseco is 31st in HR. Does that make him great?
by Stephen on Mar 6, 2008 1:04 PM EST reply actions
You’re 1st in gayness does that make you an all-time great catcher? Well, it sure helps Piazza.
by 5th Year Senior on Mar 6, 2008 1:27 PM EST reply actions
HCBS sounds like another Knute Rockne in the making. That was one hell of speech and I had not seen it before. After that speech I think the Mountaineers could have beaten anybody in the country. Hell I’m so pumped up right now after listening to that I’m going to go beat on the wife, kids, dog, cats, who I come near. HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
by Mountaineers4ever on Mar 6, 2008 8:56 PM EST reply actions
Who took more balls to the chin? Johnny Bench or Rock Hudson? Should the Rock be in the HoF?
by WVCouch on Mar 6, 2008 9:56 PM EST reply actions
Dwayne Johnson should absolutely be in the Hall of Fame. If you don’t vote for him he will drop " The People’s Elbow" on your ass.
by 5th Year Senior on Mar 6, 2008 10:53 PM EST reply actions
Cal Ripken drives a pick up truck around Butler, Maryland and it has a bumper sticker that says “MILK SUCKS – DRINK BEER”
by Mountaineers4ever on Mar 8, 2008 11:06 AM EST reply actions
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