No, V-Day doesn't stand for the day in junior high school that Patrick Beilein contracted his first venereal disease (which, ironically, coincided with him shaving his arms and legs and going to the tanning bed for the first time), nor does it stand for Valentine's Day, the day invented by women to display how badly they have
No, V-Day is VICTORY day.
All it takes for the Mountaineers to finally win a game is to play a completely inferior opponent in the Coliseum. (Rumor has it, the roof of the Coliseum will be painted pink to give a Valentine's Day cupcake feel for the game tonight.)
Now, I don't advise betting on the line. WVU is favored by 18.5 points. For a team scoring 55 points per game for the past month, WVU would theoretically have to hold Rutgers to 37-ish points to cover.
However, I would advise never going to New Jersey. I would slit my wrists with a rusted nail and move to Huntington before I would live in that trash filled garbage dump.
So pop the collar on your candy striped shirt, touch up that spray on tan, blow back your hair, get some Jeagerbombs ready, and gather round the Envy bar with your boyyys. Because WVU, unlike the Refuge Department in New Jersey, is going to take out the trash tonight.