The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/13/08)



Welcome, By-Godders, to the Hump Day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by 9 random beers and 1 champagne of beers.

Wait, did someone mention hump day? Oh, right, that was me. Either way, it's hump day, and that can mean only one thing: boobs. Stay tuned.

But for now, on to the Throwdown!

What You (May Have) Missed:


  • The Team Sucks as Much as the State: And that's really saying something considering how much I hate the state of Kentucky. Actually, just Louisville, but what's the point if I'm not going to make gross, irresponsible generalizations.

  • This Shouldn't Be Legal: But what, exactly, am I talking about? Interracial marriage? No. A 4'8", nephritic man marrying a 5'7" woman? No. A man marrying a horse? Yes.

  • Girls in Bikinis Happened: And there was much rejoicing. And alone time in your basement.


Videos of Disinterest:


  • I can sum up this next clip in 7 words: I would have sex with this woman.


[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BgpNf_MUVU]


  • This video has over 277,000+ views on YouTube. I weep for our nation's future. And I say nation because I'm pretty sure we're the only country with the Internet.


[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi1GWXvzhxQ]

What To Watch For:

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