The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/11/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Franzia.
As you've probably seen by now, Rich Rodriguez was seen crying in an interview on ESPN's SportsCenter. In honor of his gutsy, not-at-all practiced performance, we present a peace-offering: boxed wine. While you can't shotgun Franzia like you can a sturdy beer, the dainty wine seems a more appropriate beverage to drown "Mr." Rodriguez's tears. Also recommended: a few gallons of ice cream. Eat your way through this heartache, Rich. It's worked for so many other women.
On to the throwdown!
What You (May Have) Missed:
- It's Easier When You Make Your Fucking Foul Shots: Louisville, buoyed by 75% free-throw shooting, defeated #6 Georgetown. 75%? Holy shit, I thought the world would explode if a team ever made over 50%. Oh wait, it's just us? Damn.
- The Grammys Happened, Amy Winehouse Doesn't Remember: Nothing speaks for the integrity of an industry where a drunken addict can win a ton of awards. Wait, we're still hoping to win some CFB Awards, so ignore that last statement.
Videos of Disinterest:
- One of the best Grammy performances of all-time...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlaiiW48L1c]
- ...and, hopefully, the star of the 2009 Grammy Awards.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuzXUv48geU]
What To Watch For:
- Villanova (+13.5) @ Georgetown (ESPN -- 7:00 PM): This is a pretty ridiculous turnaround for Georgetown, considering they lost at Louisville on Saturday night. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.
- The 132nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show: And to think that in some countries, these dogs are eaten.
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While it isn’t easy, you can Shotgun/Throwdown a box of Franzia. It takes two people but it can be done. At least I think it can be done because I don’t remember anything after saying, “This tastes like shit.”
by 5thyearsenior on Feb 11, 2008 9:10 AM EST reply actions
5th year, i had a similar experience with franzia. It ended for me at the gator bowl, throwing up 10 minutes before kick while running down the street towards the stadium. It can be done, but it doesnt end well.
by chucktownzub on Feb 11, 2008 10:22 AM EST reply actions

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