Fiesta Bowl Preview (in Haiku)

No Graves, Mack, or Rod
Some disappointment abounds
So lets kick some butt

Not drunk til halftime?
Beer is good for pre-game too
Mounties whip OU

We hate ex-Coach Rich
But love White, Slaton, and Schmitt
Sooners fall again

1982
Will repeat itself tonight
Score will be the same

Big East needs a win
UConn and USF choked
Let’s go, Mountaineers!

A Fiesta win
Will exorcise Pitt demons
Ruin Rich Rod’s day!

Sooner steals a coat
Store security calls cops
“Please don’t tase me, bro!”

Mountaineer Football
One day we’ll hire a new coach
Throw the effin ball

Jimbo, Terry, Doc
Next interviewee: Sneezy?
We don’t want a dwarf!

WVU is great
Herbstreit, Holtz, Mark May Suck it
Oklahoma Who?

Bowl trophy beckons
National Championship shot
Will keep ‘til next year
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Coach Stew’s light-hearted
His refreshing approach will
Help players stay loose
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Desert Fiesta
Mountaineers are all business
Pat White gets it done
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Haikus on-the-job
Productivity plummets
I’m gonna get fired

GlibGlub is winner
No haiku writers like him
Go work for paper

You’re too kind, Jon D.
I can’t explain what’s happened
Haikus keep coming
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I have not written
This many haikus since I
Was in junior high
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Tostitos trophy
Will look good displayed in our
Hall of Traditions
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Just way too much salt
is my complaint with their brand
of tortilla chips
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And, well, their salsa
Frankly tastes too ketchupy
But the bowl game’s cool
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Governor Joe thinks
Saban should be the head coach
You keep dreaming, Joe
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Pastilong in charge?
What’s up with the coaching search?
Program in crisis?
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Things looking iffy
Garrison must right the ship
True fans keep the faith
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Boosters in revolt
Kendrick donates one million
Ken, that’s a good start . . .
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Rich in Ann Arbor
Pitt loss lives in infamy
Mounties persevere
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Mountaineer mascot
Hold on to your coonskin cap
And load your rifle!
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This sure has been fun
Charley West’s haikus, I mean
So, same time next year?

Prodigious haikus
GlibGlub posts, and posts, and posts
Commenter of year

I have to agree
glibblub is hilarious
FIESTA BOWL CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!

Owen Schmitt sheds tears
TosTito Gonzalez too
I’m getting verklempt

I love you glibglub
It is after one a.m.
You still make me laugh

Attack of the Post-Game Haikus (I promise, no more after these):

Game time approaches
Anxiety level spikes
Waiting’s the hardest
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Umm, Frankie Valli?
Odd choice to do the anthem
Oh, say, can’t you sing?
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Pat McAffee kicks
A 50-yarder sails wide
Inauspicious start
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Defense awakens
Wicks and the seniors
We’ll miss them next year
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Slaton pulls hammy
Noel Devine takes the field
Seamless transition
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Where was Steve Slaton?
The question of this season
He deserved better
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Pat White runs and throws
Jump-starts next year’s Heisman run
What a fine young man
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McAffee kicks two
field goals and makes awesome punts
Redemption is sweet
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Owen Schmitt rumbles
Running off into legend
A fitting swan song
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Bob Stoops goes for 2
Inexplicable onsides
kick seals Sooners’ fate
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White to Gonzales
Seventy-nine yard TD
Do that more next year!
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The Fiesta Bowl:
Come for the football and stay
For the penalties
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Devine takes it in
Our longest run in a bowl
Explosive offense!
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Fiesta shocker
Forty-eight to twenty-eight
‘Eers over Sooners
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OU and its fans
Are not too fond of Glendale
First Boise, now this
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Owen Schmitt sheds tears
TosTito Gonzales too
I’m getting verklempt
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On the message boards
Classy OU Sooner fans
Tip hats to the ‘Eers
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This team held the rope
Quite unlike Rich Rodriguez
Fiesta Bowl Champs
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Loveable Coach Stew
Takes the reins of the program
I sure hope this works
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Let’s capitalize
On success and reach new heights
Let’s go, Mountaineers!