Surely, after last night, Dave Wannstedt has NO chance of being retained as head coach at Pitt.
That's bad news for us on two different fronts. One, it means Pitt might eventually hire a real coach capable of complex thought and problem-solving. And two, we have a lot of unsold -- and now worthless -- "Save Dave" merchandise.
Here is a sampling from our Yonkers, NY, warehouse: