Ears Bleeding, Please Make Stop

Matt Grothe has his own website. If that wasn't the funniest thing you've ever heard, Matt Grothe also has his own rap song. Sung by Bulls kicker/Special Olympian Delbert Alvarado. Hilarity ensues.

Welcome to MattGrothe.com, the Internet's #1 source of news, information, and multimedia on University of South Florida sophomore quarterback Matt Grothe!

Fuck, I wonder what's #2?

For my money, nothing gets you street cred in the rap game quite like missing 4 field goals in one half. And if that's not enough, having the first name Delbert usually does it. Shit, with a name like that, you're about 1000% more likely to be hung off a balcony by Suge Knight than have a hit track.