Blimey, Begad, Doubloon... And Other Jibberish

Tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate day. I have actually been observing this holiday since the mid 70s, which was actually both before I was born and before this fake holiday was invented. What can I say, I'm a fan. Just to be safe, I am giving everyone the heads up today because you'll need a full 24 hours to properly prepare for this glorious day.

To get you started, here is a glossary of pirate terms. These words can be used together in any order, as pirates generally never made sense. Also, here is an installment of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.