This Is Worse Than The Time I Caught Myself In My Zipper

Well, my worst nightmare has come to fruition, and all it took was the announcement that Pam Ward will be doing (what she calls) play-by-play for the WVU-Marshall game. I knew she always did noon games, but it didn't even dawn on me that she could do 11 AM games, too. Actually, I didn't realize you could actually play games before noon, but luckily, Marshall set me straight on that one.

Either way, you're screwed for September 8th. My recommendation is pay whatever you need to pay to get into the stadium, listen to Tony on the radio, or pray for sweet release from Pam Ward: