Steve Kragthorpe Is The "Duct-Tape Bandit"

Granted, I have no proof of this, but it sounds about right, doesn't it? Let's take a look at the facts:

1) "Duct-Tape Bandit" is from Ashland, Kentucky. Steve Kragthorpe also lives in Kentucky.

2) "Duct-Tape Bandit" wrapped his head in duct-tape and attempted to rob a liquor store. Steve Kragthorpe probably tried and failed to rob a liquor store at some point.

3) "Duct-Tape Bandit" was run down by the store clerk, beaten with a stick, and subdued in a choke hold until police arrived. Steve Kragthorpe is also a pussy.

Case closed.